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January 25, 2011
Bluesman Blind Walter Titmouse has died early this afternoon.
He was 39 years of age.
Exact cause of death is as yet undetermined, but it is known
that he was suffering from malnourishment, cold, Stage III
diabetes, Stage V lymphoma, heart disease, cancer of the
bowel, cancer of the rectum, shingles, gout, thyroid condition,
hair loss, ED, Low ‘T’, ADD, HIV, scurvy, Sickle Cell Anemia,
stroke, arsenic poisoning, infected gunshot wounds, mental
illness, severe chronic Waller’s Butt and lack of access to
Authorities report Titmouse was found by a neighbor who had come
by to borrow Titmouse’s whiskey. Titmouse left no survivors and
belonged to no church. No funeral plans have been announced as
authorities are unsure of what to do with the remains. Since
he was found in a quite desicated state, it has been suggested
that he be featured as a relic in next years Halloween Parade.
Expressions of sympathy may be made to the Society for the
Prevention of Hank William’s Disease, and to MAP (Musician’s
Assistance Program) which provides drugs for jonesing musicians
in small venues.
January 12, 2011
Christina was a bright little girl
you could see it in her eyes
And as her learning increased
her spirit it would rise.
But a Wicked wicked witch in the far far west
cared not a whit for that
her victims were anonymous
like a city, on a map
So she had her hired guns
on sunny Tucson town take aim
“But Somebody’s gonna get killed”,
Gabriell did complain.
The wicked witch said ‘shut up ya wimp
I dont give a fart’
Next thing little Christina lay
with a bullet through her Heart.
And now all of those TeaBaggers,
Each and every one
Standing in the light of Day
See what your Hate has done.
January 12, 2011
“A Republican Rapture is coming, and they will all be taken away to
whatever Republican Heaven is.” the Reverend Horny Titmouse
Is Sarah Palin a mainstream Republican ? Well, wasn’t she nominated
and ran for Vice President of the United States ?
’Moderate Republican’ has become an oxymoron.
Being no friends of the intellect, Republicans are seldom able to have
a mind of their own.
I’d watch the Sarah Palin video, but I’ve had my fill of Monstrosities
”Republicans have broadened their attacks from ‘liberals’ to
‘intellectuals’, remeniscent of 1930′s Germany.” Professor Tootmouse
”Would someone please tell Obama that he doesn’t have to live like a
rufugee ? (In time for the State of the Union) Tom Pitty
”If your opponent is drowning, throw the son of a bitch an anvil.”
”Gimme some time to Re-load !” Nimrod Titmouse
“Republicans are so ignorant, they’re really not much fun to talk to.
I’d much rather be stuck on a desert island with Jerry Garcia, than
George Will ! ” Silvestor Silvadore
If Jared Lee Loughner really is insane, then Sarah Palin bears ALL the
responsibility for the Tucson Massacre.
”Funny, I haven’t heard any ‘moderate’ Republicans condemning Sarah
Palin’s role in the Tucson Massacre. Could it be that there aren’t any
? !” the Critic
Sarah Palin is just the tip of the Republican iceberg. What lies below
is far more insidious.
Sick of Republican Sarcasm ? Don’t be nice, give it back at ‘em.
They’ll wilt like petunias !
Republicans are like hunters : They don’t like to shoot at anything
that can shoot back. ” Bugs Bunny
Republican Abraham Lincoln appealed to the “angels of our better
nature”. Contemporary Republicans appeal to our worst.
I would like to be the first to suggest that the Republicans make
Sarah Palin (AKA ‘Lady MacBeth’, ‘Ole Blood and Guts’) their 2012
Nominee for President of the United States.
Addicts can’t stand criticism, and the Republicans are addicted to
Ronald Reagon’s “trickle down theory” is a LIE. The people checking
out your groceries in 1980 made $7 an hour. Thirty years later, they
make $8 an hour !
“ The first truth is that the liberty of a democracy is not safe if
the people tolerate the growth of private power to a point where it
becomes stronger than their democratic state itself. That, in its
essence, is fascism — ownership of government by an individual, by a
group, or by any other controlling private power…. ” Franklin D.
With every foul word that comes out of their mouths, the Republicans
reveal who they are.
I sure wish Sarah Palin would learn to play play guitar and use that
to kill her enemies instead !
The Right wing is basically Anarchist now. I guess they figure with
all their Firepower, they’ll rule in that scenario. . .
But was it “senseless” or premeditated ?
It is no longer respectable to be a Republican.
I see on Sarah Palin’s FaceBook page where she is “praying for the
victims and their families”. Well, as the farmers here in Allen County
say, “pray in one hand and spit in the other and see which one fills
up the fastest. . . “
I hate to admit it. I still like Ike, but the Republicans have now
pretty much cornered the market on scum bags.
A friend of mine’s uncle, who was head of the Library of Congress, sat
next to Reagon at a State dinner near the end of Reagon’s first term.
The guy said Reagon was already in advanced senility. Yet the
Republican leadership nominated Reagan for ‘four more years’. Go
When I heard, on the radio, Rush Limberger call eleven year old
Chelsea Clinton “a dog” I Knew the Republican Party had become
So now the battle begins on whether Jared Lee was a Commie or a Tea
Bagger. Couldn’t we compromise and just say he is a ‘Commie Bagger’ ?
’W’ hands the Banks and Insurance companies One Trillion Dollars in
bailouts, and yet Obama is blamed for the state of the economy. Go
The Republicans screwed up so bad, they got a _black man_ elected
President. No wonder they are seething !
Only the Republicans could elevate a mean spirited nut case like Sarah
Palin to national status.
Sarah Palin woke this morning with blood on her hands.
Sarah Palin is guilty of murder in exactly the same way Charles Manson
The Tucson Massacre shows the success of the Republican’s new addition
to their arsenal : Terror
“I’m an American, from the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave,
paid for in blood.” Stallwart Titmouse
It was the most horrific political massacre in American History. And
the Repugnant Ones are responsible.
”Sarah Palin is pissed off, though she really doesn’t say about what.
Nor does she say what she would do about it. But her being a REPUGNANT
one, I’d guess first on her list is to make sure the top 2% get more
of our money. . .” Thrush Titlouse
Japenese Judo Officer : “But you Americans, I thought you were
supposed to forgive !” James Cagney : “Yea, but we get even first. . .
” Appointment in Tokyo
”So-called Right Wing Christians. . . better just to call them
Heretics !” the Reverend Horny Tootmouse
And to think, thanks to the Repugnant Ones, this trash might have been
a heart beat away from President of the United States !
The Clarion rang // The Rapture complete // All Mean Spirits // Swept
off the Street // The Earth’s Inheritance // To the Meek !
Revealed : Sarah Palin is a Terrorist.
Terror works. Their malignant political strategy has reached a new
Are the Repugnant Ones happy now that their Terror will intimidate any
decent person who aspires to political office ?
Democrats have taken the high road for the last thirty years in the
face of Repugnant ones lies and slander. Maybe that’s why they call us
“arrogant”. Now it is time for the slug fest . . .
”If ya can’t beat’em, Shoot’em !” Sarah M. Pal’em